The Vomiting Class and The Girl who won't stop.

The title says everything. I walked into a vomiting class today. I was teaching Alliterations and half way through the lesson...

1.

Student A: TEACHER! HE VOMIT!

Student B:  COME OUT ALREADY!

Whole class: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Student who vomited looks at me with his puppy eyes and with his hands to his mouth. 

2. After recess

Student A: TEACHER! He vomit again!

Me: Where?!

Student B: There there!

I went to the group and lo and behold, it was another girl who had vomited. 

Tell me, how many vomiting students will you encounter in a day :c 

bleah, I threw up.

From the same class, there is this girl who wouldn't stop talking once she starts. She is a very quiet girl and I suspect she only talks to selective people, like her teachers, or the librarian *sniggers*. I took the class to the library and she came up to me and told me she had lost her ezlink card. And then... she went on and on about how she lost it, how her mother has 2 ezlinks, how her mum has tons of money (billions she said) and then moved on to her new watch and then I said something I would regret for the next 10 minutes.

Girl: Miss Ang! See! I got new watch! It's 4.01pm now!

Me: Yes, but you adjusted the time wrongly dear. It's not 2201, it should be 1601. 

Girl: Is it?! I go adjust.

Thereafter, she showed me her watch every single minute to inform me of the time and also said...

Girl: I cannot believe I adjusted wrongly leh! I thought 22hrs is 4pm, but then it is not! I adjusted wrongly leh! Now I adjusted correctly already. Right Miss Ang? I cannot believe I adjusted wrongly! ~And on and on and on for the next 10 minutes lol.

The librarian and I were very amused with her. She could speak so quickly with no breaths taken in between. I cannot imagine how she will be like when she has grown bigger hahaha. Ah kids~~